ONE RULER. ZERO QUALIFICATIONS.

THETHRONE

The internet is temporarily without leadership.
This is your chance to make it worse.

THE SEAT IS VACANTThis is your chance to make it worse.

Be the first name everyone sees. Your reign lasts until somebody pays more.

CURRENT TAKEOVER PRICE$1.00

MONEY NEVER BUYS AURA. IT ONLY BUYS THIS EXTREMELY IMPORTANT CHAIR.

The internet's completely objective ranking of humanity.

PRE-LAUNCH

NO BETTING. NO CASH PRIZES. NO MONETARY REWARDS.